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6 literature gems, suggested from your favorite Fleet Commanders

6 literature gems, suggested from your favorite Fleet Commanders

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Essential part of every powerful Null-Sec Alliance is a well-read line member. We asked 6 of the universes most respected fleet commanders what they read while waiting at the Titan bridge. 1. Piggeldy and Frederick The glorious Killah Bee, mastermind behind the M-OEE8 citadel siege, suggesting "The lovely stories of Piggeldy and Frederick". 2. Bombers Boys Templeman N, glorious founder of the legendary Bombers Bar, stick to a traditional documentary book, about the ancestors of brave capsuleers. 3. Treasure Island Rixx Javixx, claims to be a pirate. No comment about this here. Yet his suggestion is the legendary "Treasure Island". It's about pirates. 4. 50 Shades of Grey Julianus Soter, Faction Warfare FC, has an obvious fetish, when suggesting THIS book. Obviously...
5 Reasons capsuleer should update their NeoCom to version 3.5

5 Reasons capsuleer should update their NeoCom to version 3.5

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The NeoCom is essential for a capsuleers' survival in the dark harsh universe of New Eden. Here we give you 5 reasons to actually really update it, because your life depends from it! 1. New Mechanics, better integration Your brain and implants will work better together. We highly recommend a firmware-upgrade for your Limited Cybernetic Subprozessor too. 2. Monochrome-Age is over With the NeoCom 3.5 -Upgrade capsuleers can enjoy a wide new and range of colours! 3. Reducing shit-talk in Local Recent studies show: Updating and completly sourcing chat routines from your NeoCom 3.5 can reduce the amount of shittalk in the local chat interface. Amazing, isn't it? 4. Better overview for better pilots The new NeoCom 3.5 brings a great improvement for the overview for space...
6 Fleets You CAN Bring Your Raven to!

6 Fleets You CAN Bring Your Raven to!

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1. Battle Venture Fleet Fits right in! 2. BLOPS Drop FC, they jumped without me. 3. Highsec Mining Fleet Look at all the surveying this thing can do! 4. Gold Fleet! Amarr Victor! 5. T3C WH Roam No, I didn't roll that hole closed, you did. 6. Hard Knocks Eviction I guess...you can bring your Raven to that.
CCP calls our Journalistic Integrity in Question

CCP calls our Journalistic Integrity in Question

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Recently it has come to our attention that CCP, in a bid to undermine the freedom of journalism in New Eden, has posted a video calling EveFeed "Fake News". "… speaking of internet abuse, recently it was brought to my attention that a malicious Internet Network called EveFeed.com has just been launched. I have only one word for the so called website: 'Fake News'. To you our dear customers, I want to tell you to avoid this site at all cost. Do not visit EveFeed.com. I repeat, do not visit EveFeed.com " To this, we would like to say that we are a respectable journalistic outlet that only features the highest quality articles designed only to increase clickthrough rate to deliver unbiased news on the going ons in New Eden. To anybody who says that we are Fake News, and only a propa
Here Are 9 Ways to Mess With Your Corpmates. We Can’t Wait to Try Number 6

Here Are 9 Ways to Mess With Your Corpmates. We Can’t Wait to Try Number 6

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1. Renaming ALL their ships. What's that? Trying to find your bhaalgorn? 2. Doubling their ISK and ACTUALLY DOING IT! :D #MADLADS 3. Having a corp move and not telling them How can you do this to me? HOW? 4. Filling their pod with flavor packets Now in 'Grapefruit', 'Watermelon' and 'Pumpkin Spice' 5. Delivering them ships when a citadel is about to die All yours now 7. Tag on them during a fight You're terrible. Just terrible. 8. Put them on the soundboard! Rage against the spacepixels 9. Making you think there's a number 6 <3 #Hekkin Bamboozled
What Your Fighter Pilots Really Do When You’re AFK!

What Your Fighter Pilots Really Do When You’re AFK!

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Catch up on their Netflix Do you want to continue watching? Put their feet up BREAKTIME! Pray to bob that the carrier doesn't get blown up THATS MY RIDE! Send tickpics to their special someone Only the dankest of ticks Catch up on some zzzzs Huh, what happened? Did I miss anything? Do some sick spins Practice makes perfect
Did He Say Jump? Click Here to See What Our Experts Think

Did He Say Jump? Click Here to See What Our Experts Think

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Have you ever been sitting on a gate waiting to throw your brand Hammerhead 2 at the enemy? Has you heard the faint, echoing whispers of this man below saying "jump" on comms and wondered "really?..." PredatorEliteObviously.jpg Here at EveFeed, our experts have developed a three-step-guide on how to determine if you, brave pilot, should jump that gate! Read on and discover~ Step One: Do you want to lose your ship? If the answer to this is no, you probably should not have undocked. It does not matter if the FC is telling you to jump, mining is probably safer, friend. He won't even mind if you abandon his fleet, especially in a non-damaging ship like a basilisk. Step Two: Is the FC actually on grid? If the answer to this is no then...
You Do NOT Want These 12 Things to Happen While Kiting

You Do NOT Want These 12 Things to Happen While Kiting

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1. You get slingshot! Ouch 2. You click approach on your enemy I Iz brawler now 3. Your client alt tabs Wait, did you need that? 4. You run out of ammo How do you even run out of lenses? 5. You double click on the wrong part of space Looks like you feathered yourself into the dumpster 6. You see a Jaguar on grid get rekt nerd 7. You forgot your snakes at home Snek go fasht 8. A rapier shows up So much for that 10. You lose point Ooopsy 11. You enter condor country (סּںסּَ )/ۜ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiM5Kv_oS7I 12. You bump into something I didn't even see it was there!