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EveFeed believes that good news is fast news. In New Eden, what happened an hour ago is yesterdays news, and yesterday is irrelevant. We only deliver news so fresh, it still moves when you pour soy sauce on it. Have you seen that crazy japanese dish with the raw octopus? Like that, but fresher.
We also believe in drinking from the firehose. Hydration is important, and we have only lost 7 of our editors to drinking related incidents. Acceptable casualties in the pursuit of G R E A T N E S S. We think the newsgoo should flow thick and fast, and thick and fast it will flow. Our editorial policy is: “If it was worth writing, its probably important and the world needs to see it”. We deliver high pressure, unfiltered CONTENT straight from the hose.
We would also like to refute the libelous claims that all our pieces are written by unpaid interns, and vehemently deny the existence of our patent-pending ‘Content Creation Cages™’. The unfounded allegations againset the respectability to this bastion of journalism are simply obscene.